Bar Hours

Mon-Sun: 11am-2am

Dining Hours

Mon - Thurs: 11am-9:30pm

Fri & Sat:  11am-10:30pm

Sun:  11am-9pm

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We put the FUN in Dysfunctional!

Lagerfries $4.99

Crispy fries topped with our signature cheese sauce so close to famous - it's crazy!

Buffalo Balls $5.99

Breaded chicken stuffed with Red Hot.  Feisty little buggers!

Hot Pepper Cheese Balls $4.99

Breaded and fried, hot melty goodness!

          Pot Stickers $7.99

Chinese dumplings filled with chicken!

         Broccoli Poppers $4.99

Creamy cheddar, broccoli and a hint of bacon with a crunchy coating.

Mound O' Nachos $8.99

​Fresh made tortilla chips covered in our top secret cheese sauce with peppers, onions, olives, jalapeños, tomatoes, salsa and sour cream.  Add chicken for $1.99 more.

         Spinach N' Artichoke Dip $8.99

​Blended and topped with cheddar, fresh tomatoes and tortilla chips.

Grandma's Potato Cakes $4.99

​Served with sour cream and apple sauce.

Stuffed Pretzels $3.99

​Jalapeño dough with pepper jack cheese or sweet dough with cream cheese.

Chicken Planks & Fries $6.99

 Crab Cake $9.49

Maryland style full of jumbo lump crab.

           Battered Onion Rings $5.99

A basket of beer battered goodness.

Provolone Sticks $6.99

With fancy marinara.

Stuffed Banana Peppers $8.99

Two spicy peppers stuffed with hot Italian sausage and covered in sauce and cheese. 

          Fat Man Fries $8.99

A basket of our crispy Lagerfries with:

    Philly - Cheese steak-style, ya know.

    Eden - Cheese and every veggie in the house!

    Mexi - Just like Nachos, only different.